• There are just not enough hours in the day.

• I should forgive myself for not getting as much done as I used to before I had a baby. That I’m able to accomplish anything between feeding, changing, holding, comforting, playing, pumping, and working (from home) is a feat in itself.

• The only thing worse than breast milk on the couch is regurgitated breast milk on the couch.

• Everyone thinks my son looks exactly like his grandfathers. Apparently all I gave him are thunder thighs, allergies and flatulence.

• It really is less annoying/gross/scary/exhausting when it’s your own.

• Thou shalt not judge a mother for how much her breastfed baby weighs.

• It is physically impossible to see over a car seat in a shopping cart. Also, grocery stores should not place displays of stacked items in grocery aisles, where mothers pushing babies in car seats in shopping carts cannot see them.

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