Crime & Safety

OMG PD: Belly-Biter Faces Deportation After Assault, Police Say

This week's stories include an illegal alien who allegedly bit a woman's stomach, a man who allegedly stole his own car, and a failed thief who only wanted a Pepsi.

Belly-Biter Facing Deportation After Assault: According to a report in the Limerick Patch, a 24-year-old illegal immigrant is scheduled for deportation after he bit his ex-girlfriend's stomach during an assault.

Police quickly discovered that the man had outstanding warrants in Texas, and he was previously scheduled for deportation. He is currently being held at MCCF on $1,000 bail.

Read the full story here.

Man Arrested for Stealing His Own Car: According to a report in the Plymouth Whitemarsh Patch, a Virginia Beach man is facing charges after he allegedly stole his own car from from a Plymouth Township tow yard.

The man's car was reportedly towed from a scene where he struck to cars, but he later broke into the tow yard, entered his vehicle, and drove it through the security fence. 

He was later charged with DUI.

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All He Wanted Was a Pepsi ... Just One Pepsi: According to a report in the Lower Moreland Patch, an arrest warrant has been issued for a 58-year-old Philadelphia man following a failed bid to steal a 20-ounce soda.

The report states that the thief was confronted by the store manager, who took the soda and told him never to come back. The failed thief then got behind the wheel of his mother's car – which was parked a handicapped parking space – and proceeded to go the wrong way toward the entrance driveway.

He then struck a car while reversing into a parking space to turn around.

Read the full story here.


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