Dopes Bring Dope to Prison: According to a report in the Perkiomen Valley Patch, three Philadelphia women are facing felony drug charges after they allegedly brought drugs with them while visiting an inmate at Graterford. After being unable to post bail, the trio was placed in the Montgomery County Correctional Facility. Read the full story here.
Road Rage Against the Machine: According to a report in the Ambler Patch, a Whitpain woman is facing multiple charges after a three car accident lead to a delayed incident of road rage. The 51-year-old woman allegedly decided that it would be best to wait for the police to arrive before jumping into the backseat of the striking vehicle and repeatedly striking the driver in the head, in full view of the fuzz. Read the full story here.
Man Steals Steel With Crane: According to a report in the Plymouth Whitemarsh Patch, a 29-year-old Philadelphia man is facing felony burglary charges after he was allegedly captured on video using a crane to steal a 1,500-pound steel plate. Read the full story here.
Person Under the Stairs: According to a report in the Pottstown Patch, a 23-year-old Pottstown man allegedly decided that the best way to ease his concerns about being unemployed and broke was to lock his mother in the basement of their home. Read the full story here.
A Twelve Gun Salute Into Neighbor's House: According to a report in the Limerick Patch, a 49-year-old man is facing multiple charges after he - for unknown reasons - fired 12 gunshots into his neighbor's home. Read the full story here.
OMG PD: Botched Robberies and Bodily Fluids