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Friday, December 7, 2012

OMG PD: Drunk Daughter Pops Pops, Bomb Bandit Strikes Giant

Check out these unusual police stories from the Montgomery County area.

Drunk Daughter Pops Pops: According to a report on the Plymouth-Whitemarsh Patch, police were to dispatched to a home where they found an intoxicated 25-year-old woman repeatedly punching her father in the face. The police report lists the woman as being four inches shorter and fifteen pounds lighter than her father. Read the full story here. Bombs Away: According to a report on the Ambler Patch, a man strapped with a fake bomb entered and robbed a Giant Food Store during the late evening of December 4. The suspect received an undisclosed amount of money, before fleeing the scene on foot. Read the full story here. Loose Lips Sink Ships: According to a report on the Pottstown Patch, two men are facing multiple felonies for a planned …

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WPD Reports: Suspected DUI Crash, Daughter Assaults Father (in Plymouth-Whitemarsh Patch), Report: Bomb Bandit in Blue Bell (in Lower Gwynedd-Ambler-Whitpain Patch), Two Men Charged with Felonies After Attempting to Steal Cigarettes, and 3 more ›

Paula Goff

11:40 am on Monday, March 4, 2013

At least we don't name-call total strangers.   more ›

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Man Charged with Vandalism for Defecating in Sink, Trying to Flush Pants

Thomas Wambold, 50, had a messy evening with police on November 20, after he allegedly defecated in the sink of a holding cell, then urinated on the floor and attempted to flush his pants.

A  Pottstown man is facing charges of institutional vandalism and public drunkenness, following a domestic disturbance which later lead to the passing of bodily fluids throughout a holding cell at the Pottstown Police Station. Click here to "like" us on Facebook! According to court records, police were dispatched to the 300 block of East High Street at 8:29 p.m. on November 20, when they encountered 50-year-old Thomas Wambold, who allegedly appeared to be in an intoxicated state. Police placed Wambold under arrest for public drunkenness, as well as for an existing summary warrant, and transported him to the Pottstown Police Department. Upon being placed in a holding cell, Wambold allegedly became agitated and began to yell and scream. The …

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Pee Break Leads To Coke Bust and Teen Shoots Self in Foot After Early Morning Robbery

Pink Pussycat

10:45 pm on Thursday, November 29, 2012

The placement of the click here to like us on Facebook in the story is hysterical. Kudos to your content manager.   more ›

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